I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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