Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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