I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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