Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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