I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
What a dumb baby whore.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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