just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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