Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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