Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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