bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
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She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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