turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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