do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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