Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
