is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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