Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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