we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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