I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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