therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I wear drunk well.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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