I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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