FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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