Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
did i just pee glitter
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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