That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Let the clothes fall where they may.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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