It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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