Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Drunk is a universal language darling
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