i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Randomize
