Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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