theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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