Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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