If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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