He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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