Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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