You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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