Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He shit in the fireplace
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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