dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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