I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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