I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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