just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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