how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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