just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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