just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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