scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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