I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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