3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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