why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
please come you make the beer taste better
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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