at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
two words...techno handjob
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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