He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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