can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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