if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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