She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
