That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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