Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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