I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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