Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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