my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
its not stalking. its research.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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